mumhuff replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
A few years back when I worked in a Deli an elderly woman came in to order some meat and cheese trays. Instead of asking her if she wanted condiments with them I accidently said "condoms".
Thirty-three years ago my parents sent me to New York to have an abortion. It was probably the best choice for everyone concerned at that time, however, if I could go back in time I would not have had...