karenG replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor
reading this lot......... its surprising we are as sane as we are!!! and not surprising that only a nurse understands another nurse. how do we survive?? Must be the wicked SOH we all seem to...
Its mothers day......its you lot that get it wrong!! thanks whisper...... I got breakfast in bed even if the toast was burnt and the tea cold!!! but I ate it anyway!
no your wages wont drop- there is a formula but basically your pay is guaranteed to stay at the present level. if deemed to be working to a lower level you will not recieve any pay rises.. its a...
chasing the zebra........... glad to hear you have that expression too!! remember that what is common is common..! so how often do you see a zebra in your street?? not often. so chasing the...
electronic BP machine :rotfl: wouldnt have a clue how to use one.. give me a mercury sphig any day!!! and syringe drivers....... even less of a clue!! guess I've been a nurse too long!!...
syringe ears............ I wish!! I'm a nurse practitioner but the PNs are registered nurses, starting to be graduates at that!! we do anything and everything from nurse run diabetic/ asthma/ chd...
hey Jnette............just a thought.. remember that if your stressed and drinking lots of coffee (which I'm told americans do all the time!! hows that for a streotype!) the caffeine will push your...
:rotfl: :rotfl: sound like drama queens to me!!! over here its considered normal to be able hear that rushing!!! you'd get laughed at for such a reaction. Jnette, youre cute............and...
:rotfl: nope sorry not doing that.............. on the other hand might be quieter than where I work already!!! was thrown out of south bank uni canteen with some other nurses for telling jokes with...
Hi Angelbear I think this troll has been dealt with.. I reported it earlier today, as did Dave. so done and dusted!! I did offer to bring my sabre into play.............! :rotfl: point of...
hi you are working within your competencies... you may not know as much as the doc but you have learnt how to care for your patients and are working to a high level of practice. and if someone...
I'm sorry but I beg to differ........ I work automously.... There have been countless studies over here looking at issues of patient safety etc and NP's in many instances come out safer than Docs!!...
help....... I dont much like being compared to a monkey!! as a nurse practitioner I think I provide care which is complementary to that of the docs I work with.. I work from a different angle and am...
Hey Mark........... you'll be fine! I started training at the tender age of 18.. what experiance do you think I had?? I'd worked as a waitress... which i am sure helps!! but had no 'nurse'...
life isnt fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a heck of a lot better than when I trained... we worked a 40 hr week - days off when the sister said (as long as you got 2 days off in 7, they could be any 2) and...
if the same one I am thinking of...... they did this in norway?? somewhere like that!! Anyway, my point is that they were unable to isolate any flu virus and are still looking............
I'm 5'1 and dont have any problems... cept sometimes reaching top shelves! I did get turned down by a nursing school because of my height but that was over 20yrs ago!! Good luck