Smiling blue eyes, sorry can't take the credit for that, found it in an old post, and just brought it up to current, thought it may have been missed by
Listen, Patient I know you are hungry and cannot feed yourself. I will assist you as soon as I finish suctioning this trach in the room next door and getting a pain shot for your roomate. I did not...
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STUD MUFFIN, POOR THING!!!! YOU WIN, FOR GROSS!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!! I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING, BLOOD, VOMIT, GUTS, I GAGGGED READING THIS. I HATE SPUTUM!!!!! WHERE IS THE VOMITTING SMILEY
Embarrassing, yet not my most. When I was an LPN in and an RN student I was working nights (going to school in the day) How do we ever get thru that anyway? So I am charting (you know that stuff you...
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Hope your head is OK? and pain free;) I love this site, sometimes I check in at work and the staff thinks I am nuts when I LOL. I mean Laugh!!!!! ? Isn't nursing humor
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It's not really gross in comparrison to the others yet depends which end your on. I was working outpatient clinic and the doc was doing a PAP on a very obese woman. tipped the scale at 400. anyhow,...
What an interesting topic!!!! zumalong you and I have an almost identical experience and I could not agree more. One point I want to make is that nurses deserve the best in their education and I am...
Hey new here, hang in with me, I'll get it. Believe it or not I could walk to work. I live approx .5 miles from where I work, but do I? NO:chuckle Should I? well.... maybe, but