Oh sooooo many things I could say!
*If you're so f'n smart why DON'T you go to med school?* to the nurse who truly does feel she is so much smarter than alllll the docs in the world.
*Sure, take a little bit longer of a break or another break right now. Clearly your 90 minute break this morning was NOT sufficient, you still look quite tired"
*I really do love you girls, I do work with some amazing nurses, and for that, we are all very lucky. Now if we could just get rid of x, y and z!