Daywalker

Daywalker

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  1. "No, I am not pregnant"

    Daywalker replied to Tysmommy's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've looked about 30 wks along since I had my first 5 years ago; when I get this question I answer with a cheerful "nope, just fat". The embarrassed looks that gets are TOTALLY worth

  2. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    Daywalker replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    YUCK!!!

  3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Daywalker replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Amen,

  4. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    you

  5. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Bah! I ALWAYS tell my tales at the supper table....and now everyone has a VERY strong

  6. Rules for dating my daughter

    Daywalker replied to adidas99's topic in Nursing Humor

    *snort* I live in Leafs country, and with the way they've been performing for the last 20 years, the hockey game is the lace to go to break

  7. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    Daywalker replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    :barf01: That's just

  8. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    Daywalker replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    You get used to it, after a while. I always say that if the human body can produce it, I've spilled it on my

  9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Daywalker replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh, the follies that alcohol

  10. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Daywalker replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh, that's so

  11. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Daywalker replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I always wonder what these people are doing going around naked all the time, since it's not like these things can get in there through clothes. How dumb do they think we are

  12. Gimme your one-liners!

    Daywalker replied to callmekipling's topic in Nursing Humor

    When a patient asks me "what are you doing with all that blood?" I tell'em I'm drinking it. Also, when patients are embarrased/upset about how old they are, I always say it's better than the...

  13. "I hate my job" LOL

    Daywalker replied to JaredCNA's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roll:roll:roll

  14. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    So glad you're doing better, and lucky you to have a great

  15. Psychiatric Patient's triaged through ER?

    Daywalker replied to retro-active's topic in Emergency

    At my facility, which includes a psych ward, patients are cleared through ER, then have a psych eval, conducted with psych RN, social worker and sometimes the Psychiatrist on call (depends on...

  16. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Poor you! Are you getting some relief? Has your doc managed to arrest the kidney failure? Feel better soon. I'm thinking of

  17. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    Daywalker replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    That so-called "incompatable with life" BS values aren't so incompatable after all That the isolation pt will need multiple blood draws and ECG's each day of his/her stay That you need a football team...

  18. Give me cyanide!

    Daywalker replied to GeminiTwinRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    :bow:

  19. Cure for whiny negative nurses - PET PEEVE game. Always read first post before entry.

    Daywalker replied to UKRNinUSA's topic in Nursing Humor

    Pet peeve: Drs who don't follow isolation proceedures. Yes, I know you have more education than I do, and more authority here than I, but the MRSA, C. diff and VRE can't tell the difference between...

  20. I must be getting old: A rant

    Daywalker replied to SharonH, RN's topic in General Nursing

    Perfume and cologne aren't allowed for the staff where I work. Too bad we can't enforce the same with the general public! The gum thing is disgusting, and the "underwear as outerwear" look makes me...

  21. I think I've heard it all

    Daywalker replied to kimmie1224's topic in General Nursing

    Yup. Sounds like it to me, too. Calling police and women's services sounds like the right respose to me (since doing the b*****d in yourself isn't an

  22. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly...perhaps she'll die..." Sorry. Couldn't resist

  23. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yuck! Strange how so many Drs seem to think that germs won't stick to

  24. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Daywalker replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh, that's just

  25. ER- HELP: Dumbest reason people go to ER

    Daywalker replied to DachRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Okay, my best FOB story: we had a young guy come in with a hot dog stuck up each nostril. Apparently, while drinking with his buddies, he had been dared to shove frozen wieners up his nose. However,...