Daywalker

My girlfriend was told that between her fertility issues and his low quality sperm (low count, poor motility) they would never have kids. Their daughter just turned 7.

That's not funny OR strange....just lazy. Poor you having to "work" with her.

Personally, I like snakes, but I still would rather NOT risk dying by venom.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ummmm.......How, exactly, do those things get into your bladder?

Well.....at least it wasn't your eyes......

Oh, that's just NASTY!

What? You mean drugs aren't the answer to EVERY problem?

Didn't you know that people only get sick in the middle of the night? It's a rule..... :wink2:

Hope you weren't working L&D

Let me get this straight.... the doc spoke out, but the RN's got fired?

It's reading things like this that remind me why it's great to be Canadian.

You can get blackheads just about anywhere....trust me.:grn:

Something like that wouldn't surprise me, since some people prefer pain to pleasure. Still gross, though.

Either that, or he's really that clumsy....

Thanks for letting us know how everything turned out.

Car surfing is when someone rides on the roof of a car while a "friend" drives like a maniac, and other "friends" tape the event.

It was still in poor taste for the Dr to have said anything, unless he was asked directly by the presumed father.

The power of the human mind and will is truly amazing.

So glad it's against the law to smoke indoors here......

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[quote name= 2 pleasantly confused patients who somehow convinced each other that they were rich and I was the maid. At least they invited me to the beach and to their bungalo for drinks. [/quote] *Snort* Now that's funny:chuckle

Don't let your elderly wife with bad eyesight but her "hemmorrhoid" cream on your rectum (it was nitro paste)

Don't be ashamed of your compassion and humanity, and know that over time, you will find your own way to deal with the grief that comes with the territory. If you are having real trouble coping, or are always carrying the pain of others with you, go for some counselling.

Being asked, in all seriousness, if we can add a CBC and INR to a blood culture drawn earlier in the day. When told "NO!", then being asked " so, does that mean we have to stick the patient again?" The ward clerk who asked me this was a former nurse!