Daywalker

My girlfriend was told that between her fertility issues and his low quality sperm (low count, poor motility) they would never have kids. Their daughter just turned 7.

*Snort!* I blame text-messaging.

Lavendar and Violet are old-fashioned (my Great-Grandmother was Ivy, my Grandmother was June), and I once knew a guy named Warren Warren.

Saw one today named "Telly". In his 50s, so not Sesame Street's fault.

That's not funny OR strange....just lazy. Poor you having to "work" with her.

Personally, I like snakes, but I still would rather NOT risk dying by venom.

Dorcus...wow, now THERE'S an old-fashioned name for ya!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ummmm.......How, exactly, do those things get into your bladder?

Well.....at least it wasn't your eyes......

Oh, that's just NASTY!

What? You mean drugs aren't the answer to EVERY problem?

Didn't you know that people only get sick in the middle of the night? It's a rule..... :wink2:

Hope you weren't working L&D

Let me get this straight.... the doc spoke out, but the RN's got fired?

Dorcus is actually a VERY old, English, girl's name.

It's reading things like this that remind me why it's great to be Canadian.

Scout is after the girl in To Kill a Mockingbird.

You can get blackheads just about anywhere....trust me.:grn:

Something like that wouldn't surprise me, since some people prefer pain to pleasure. Still gross, though.

Either that, or he's really that clumsy....

Thanks for letting us know how everything turned out.

Car surfing is when someone rides on the roof of a car while a "friend" drives like a maniac, and other "friends" tape the event.

It was still in poor taste for the Dr to have said anything, unless he was asked directly by the presumed father.

The power of the human mind and will is truly amazing.