gauge14iv replied to gauge14iv's topic in Nursing Humor
(sung to "Frosty the Snowman") Charge up the paddles cuz my patients in V-Tach his rate didn't change with with the lidocaine or a pre-cord-ial whack! Crank up the voltage see his eyeballs pop right...
gauge14iv replied to gauge14iv's topic in Nursing Humor
(Sung to tune of "Joy to the World") (I make no warranties as to the accuracies or inaccuracies related to current ACLS practice measures as these are quite old!) Here comes the code, He's in V-Tach...
Not all of them have been exempt. Most of them in hospitals are not in fact exempt. The exmption applies only if they are salaried, contracted in some way that exempts them, or if they supervise...
It will not matter if the RN is salaried or Hourly in the case of the new laws. Salaried is generally not paid OT anyway so no big change there. RN's in general however are not generally "exempt"...
My understanding of it is that this bill also allows an employer to say "If you dont work 50 or 60 hours a week, you can't work here" In addition to not having to pay the pvertime. What I see...
All Saints is not a teaching facility nor is it a county hospital. If getting your hands really dirty is what you are after, try John Peter Smith in Fort Worth or Parkland in Dallas. Both are...
gauge14iv replied to threesacharm's topic in Ob/Gyn
As soon as the baby is born, tell them they will not be taking it to the nursery and if they want to look at it, the nursery nurse can come to your room and do it. It *IS* your baby - and you CAN call...
I use a few drops of mct or corn oil (which we always seem to have hanging around) on the tape on sites when I want the tape to come off but the hair (or skin) to stay! Just moisten the tape or place...
Heh these are great - I have seen many fake seizures/paralyasis/unconciousness cases over the years... But here is one from my traveling days that still makes me shake my head - Patient was on high...
Go to pediatrix.com. - they have an excellent parents resource there and our parents binder is modeled after this one (We use pediatrix group physicians) If you can avoid advertising - formula, pharm...
THe exam packs from central supply - sterile - come with both an eye spec AND a paper clip in them on our unit...I don't know how many use them, but apparently they are used if CS continues to include...
gauge14iv replied to NICU_Nurse's topic in NICU, Neonatal
In our unit every baby gets a bendy bumper - http://www.childmed.com/products/showprod.asp?fldAuto=16 Expensive yes, but you can roll them around the baby in every way imaginable and the babies seem...
Before I went to nursing school, I worked nights in a nursing home. One patient - a very elderly confused fellow - had a BM that was perfectly round - about the size of a soccer ball. It was hard and...