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  1. Best & Worst April Fool's Pranks

    Martha Stewart had a hilarious April Fools show. I just happened to be flipping through the channels and she was lying on the floor so I had to watch. She tricked me by talking about these giant pears...
  2. Share Your Saying

    This is one got from someone on this board a long time ago. "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty
  3. April fools got me!

    I work in a n ofice with 4 male MD's and a male practice administrator. They have their own bathroom. A couple of us put saran wrap on their toilet. Well...the admin figured it out and acted very...
  4. The ballerina

    Gross!
  5. MD funnies

    I work in an ENT office where we see a lot of neck masses that require surgery and reconstruction. One of our doctor's tells about a man who had surgery with a trache and some reconstruction. He used...
  6. MD funnies

    Took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about. I thought that was against the
  7. New stress management technique

    I just have to comment so this gets back to the top. My husband actually did #1 --he said people got up and came to his cubical to see if he was on the
  8. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    My husband is a youth pastor and one day he was doing a lesson from Genesis where it talks about Adam and Eve were embarrassed about being naked and sewed fig leaves together to make clothing. One of...
  9. Cussing 101 - A Genuine Chuckle

    OH MAN!! I love
  10. Quick Joke

    What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that little
  11. nicknames

    "Sausage Girl" for a med records person who wears her clothes way too tight. One day she was wearing a tight pink blouse and she looked like a vienna
  12. Do you have any allergies?

    I get these kinds of responses all the time. A lady told me today that she was allergic to ibuprofen b/c she had had a gastric
  13. Turkey Talk

    Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some...
  14. Turkey Talk

    Turkey Talk A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some...
  15. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    Background info: We have three wonderful foster kids who are hispanic. They spoke primarily spanish when they came to live with us (I spoke no spanish but was making an effort to learn). Situation: I...
  16. Two Doctors

    That was great!! I'm sending this to friends and family right
  17. Starting school

    Hi! I graduated from Midway with my ADN in 1995. Nursing school is tough but get to know your classmates and study together. I started as a CNA at a nursing home, (because they paid for my training)...
  18. Questions.....

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he
  19. Teasers Anonymous

    That's a shame! There is nothing wrong with teasing as long as you are not cutting people down. I say keep smiling and they will either get over it or die
  20. Nursing Related comic

    I am really impressed that you are able to come up with a new strip everyday. I have a bit of creativity but don't think I could ever have the stamina to do something like a comic strip. Keep up the...
  21. Bad choice of words

    I work in an office and a male patient who had been in the waiting room entirely too long (and had let everyone else know how long he'd had to wait) was next to be called back. I went to the door and...
  22. Nursing Related comic

    Cute! A hamster with a little attitude. I like
  23. Male' 40, dizzy spells, any ideas?

    I am currently working in an ENT office and see this frequently. Usually it is something viral that goes away but can be related to more permanent hearing loss (Meniere's disease). I would have him...
  24. Need Charting Help

    I agree-have someone review your notes-as nurses we tend to do the care but not take credit, with someone else looking at your note they can offer suggestions. Just remember that in home health you...
  25. B12 Injections

    There are a few anemia diagnoses that will allow for b12 injections. Are you doing home health now? If so, there is a guide called the conditions of participation that specifically tell you what...