ChristenLPN LPN

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1. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   ChristenLPN replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   I have tears of laughter about the late night TV show on large, unmanageable scrotums and the spanking clean, freshly powdered prolapsed uterus!!!!!!!!!. :roll It embarrasses me deeply to tell...

2. Belly Piercing/Tattoo

   ChristenLPN replied to shavsha's topic in General Nursing

   I do not have any children, body piercings, or tattoos, and so have read through this thread solely for amusement, but I do have one thing I'd like to just toss into the gumbo here... Why is it, that...

3. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

   ChristenLPN replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

   JBudd, where in NM are you? I have seen several posts recently from NM nurses and it is interesting to know what is going on outside my little corner! Happy Nurses

4. Charting Bloopers

   ChristenLPN replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

   The funniest thing I ever read was about an annual exam on an elderly woman who had been accompanied by her daughter: "When I advised the patient that I would be finishing the examination with a...

5. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

   ChristenLPN replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

   I just started withthis hospital group, so I have no idea what delightful surprises may be in store, but something I saw a couple of weeks ago did not bode well for Nurses Week. The Morale Committee,...

6. What was most embarrassing moment as a nurse?

   ChristenLPN replied to night owl's topic in General Nursing

   When my parents decided not to name me Grace, they knew what they weren't thinking! Today after pulling back an Urgent Care pt, I stood up to go find a thermometer, backed up and fell over the stool,...

7. What is your net take home pay every two weeks?

   ChristenLPN replied to JMP's topic in General Nursing

   Nilepoc, where are you? I also am in ABQ and would like to know where all these $$ are! Have been told favorable things RE LTC pay; unfortunately this is the only favorable thing! Best of luck in...

8. What Freaks You Out?

   ChristenLPN replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

   OMG, what absolutely horrible stories! I love being a nurse! OK, things that smell are usually what get me... no one vomits alone in my presence. The sound, the smell, the sight....EEEWWWW. And I...

9. pillow therapy

   ChristenLPN replied to thisnurse's topic in General Nursing

   Thisnurse, if I had a hat it would permanately remain on the floor at your feet. That you could endure even one day like this and then go back is beyond saintly. That you can endure a day like this...

10. Pot Smoking and Nursing

    ChristenLPN replied to MrsNurseCA's topic in General Nursing

    There have been so many good and valid points made here that forming a solid opinion behind which one can stand consistently is a challenge. At heart I have always been a "live and let live" kind of...

11. the nurse/porn connection...........

    ChristenLPN replied to hapeewendy's topic in General Nursing

    Aussie, you are truly hilarious and creative, and thisnurse, what a delicious memory that must be! I had my own instructor from hell, and a memory like that would definitely go down forever in my...

12. Just Go Pee!

    ChristenLPN replied to Huganurse's topic in General Nursing

    It took me awhile, but I finally figured out a way around this. In the urgent care, we do every kind of procedure you can imagine, and finding time to go before a Dr grabs you is quite challenging....

13. Check out those veins!

    ChristenLPN replied to susanmary's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Despite being a very attractive man, my husband has recieved the ultimate compliment from only me- he has the most gorgeous garden hose veins you'd ever hope to feel! He will also ask me when we go...

14. Funny things patients say !

    ChristenLPN replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    A lady came into my OB-GYN office last month for a pre-op exam. I asked her what she was having done, and she said, "Well, it's really bladder surgery, but while they're there, they'll remove my...

15. Funny Names for Nurses

    ChristenLPN replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    My mother's last 2 OB-GYNs were Dr. Loving and Dr. Swindle. My best friend saw an OB named Dr.