Lara911

Lara911

School nurse, primary care

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  1. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    The best one from a friend of mine who does not speak english at all... my collegue was on her training for olderly (?)...the guy she worked with told her at 17hr we need to go fast, we go in each...

  2. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Another one...health phone line.. a woman called to ask what she should do now...her husband was on a trip and she needed sex and she remembered one time her husband took a finger to stimulate her in...

  3. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Working at a health phone line, a guy called for a severe pain in the foot. My collegue asked him a few question to make sure there were no emergency, so she asked is it swollen, red, how much is the...

  4. what is the best/worst specialty docs to work with...

    Lara911 replied to ErinDel's topic in General Nursing

    Well you know what they say difference between god and the surgeons...god does not think is a surgeon!! I agree they are hard to work with, and the biggest winners of all, orthopods !! I agree!!.....

  5. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I work actually in a private surgical clinic and I was teaching the patient to apply cold compress on her face for the next 3 days...so I told her you take a bowl and put some ice and water in, don t...

  6. Patient is a famous star

    Lara911 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    In the hospital where I worked a couple of years ago, a very well known hockey player came for healthcare after an accident...girls were all upside down...and you, for which famous star would you be...

  7. Funny things that pts say

    Lara911 replied to jRN4now's topic in Nursing Humor

    I work in a private surgical clinic...I had a patient in recovery room who asked me...i'm sorry, do I have a lot of

  8. New job tomorrow!!

    Lara911 posted a topic in General Nursing

    Hi everyone, I just wonder if you can give me some advices on this new job tomorrow, I start in the recovery room in a new hospital. I will also get the training for the OR later and since I'm...

  9. I wanna work in cosmetic surgery

    Lara911 replied to Dom's mom's topic in Operating Room

    Hi, I just left an OR dept in a hospital for an another hospital, still OR. I'm still in training..in between, I saw a job at a private clinic, the doctor himself called me and was interested to meet...

  10. New job tomorrow!!

    Lara911 replied to Lara911's topic in General Nursing

    Thanks!!I had a great day, last minute change, I start in the OR unstead then the recovery room but I like it so!! Thank for your

  11. Interview in AM. Nervous!!

    Lara911 replied to geniann's topic in General Nursing

    I worked in a medical office in the past, doctors in private don,t pay a lot but they have been the best boss I had,I learned a lot with them, I wish you good

  12. Why did you take up nursing? What's your story?

    Lara911 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

    I was a sex educator in a highschool before ...I worked with a school nurse and it is with her that I learned more about this job, Iwent back to school to become a nurse...I never say to people I meet...

  13. What was your funniest, or strangest call?

    Lara911 replied to nurscee's topic in Telephone Triage

    I did this job for a couple of years, as a part time overtime job...at the beginning, every evening, during at least one call I was absolutely sure that it was a joke of the guys at the radio...but I...

  14. I am a nurse, but I dream of....

    Lara911 replied to Elisheva's topic in General Nursing

    I'm a nurse but in my dreams...i would be a surgeon who would be so nice to the

  15. 'Unhealthy' nurses...bad examples?

    Lara911 replied to fifi2323's topic in General Nursing

    Okay so what you say is that overweight nurse are bad examples??? So I imagine you would like to live in a perfect world where no one is too much stress, every body is goodlooking, exercice 3 times a...

  16. Surgeons "go ahead" problem ?

    Lara911 replied to OR male nurse's topic in Operating Room

    Yes, it is... After, something will happen in the room and guess who's fault it will be?? Anyway, I made my decision, I'm leaving. I have a new job starting on tuesday, still in the OR but another...

  17. Surgeons "go ahead" problem ?

    Lara911 replied to OR male nurse's topic in Operating Room

    Where I work, (well I must be leaving after last week but this is another storie)...we were used to bring the patient in the room when every body is ready, surgeon and anesthetist...Two weeks ago, we...

  18. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Another one I just remember... As a school nurse, I sent a 16 years old teenager to the medical office for a throat infection, where he received an antibiotic prescription from the doctor, I always...

  19. Some Jokes...

    Lara911 replied to ails's topic in Nursing Humor

    What is the difference between god and a surgeon? God doesn't take himself for a

  20. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I used to work on a triage help phone line (we call it info-sante here don't in usa) where pt call to have advice before going at the emerg for nothing...a pt call and told me he tried to put a...

  21. Your Worst Mistake

    Lara911 replied to aurora_borealis's topic in General Nursing

    I was a student nurse in a trauma department and I had a patient with Y jejunostomy, with 3 ends, one for the food, one for meds and one for the ballonet. I put my syringe with meds in the good one...

  22. What do experienced nurses expect from new nurses?

    Lara911 replied to alabama2's topic in General Nursing

    Just want to say that I'm glad to see that so many people still want to do this job, we ear often complaints about our jobs, in Canada this is less popular than ever to become a nurse, some complaints...

  23. New Nurse feeling overwhelmed!

    Lara911 replied to Diva Nurse Dani's topic in General Nursing

    Welcome to nursing!! I so understand what you say, I'M a nurse since 10 years but just start a new job and feel completely out of the game...I go back each day because I quit my last job...but day by...

  24. needle sticks

    Lara911 replied to pat8585's topic in General Nursing

    It happened to me once, all tests return negative ..so far...Is this something you are dealing with

  25. PREGNANT while nursing student???

    Lara911 replied to lovinla23's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    I did it, not on purpose, but I got pregnant during my last year at nursing school, 10 years ago now. it is hard but you can do ti if you really want it...remember to never let work take place over...