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1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   nicer when smarter replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Never crush up oxycontin, mix it with tap water and put it in your picc line. Sad

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   nicer when smarter replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Never shove salted peanuts in your member...have your wife remove them with her mouth and then come in complaining that it hurts to

3. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   nicer when smarter replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

   I had a patient with peripheral neuropathy and VRE who hit the call light about 150 times a shift. GOWN MASK AND GLOVE everytime....she called me in the room...I exasperted "Can I help you?", "Oh, she...

4. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   nicer when smarter replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   I work in L&D and recently had a patient come to triage with complaints of head lice...so the ER wheels her up and she has shampoo in her hair....Flea & Tick shampoo....she said it was burning...

5. Terms we will not admit to using

   nicer when smarter replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

   I work in Labor and Delivery and we use a term called the positive whiff test....when things don't smell so pleasant in their nether