Sorry to hear this. I have a friend, she's been an RN for 15+ yrs, and she got a DUI one night after being out w/friends, just 1 mi from home- what was really embarrassing is she got stopped by the...
guy came in w/an erection that he'd had for nearly 36 hrs- came in 'cuz he couldn't pee-- we're like "why'd you wait so long?!" He said "I couldn't get my girlfriend off of me!!" (this was before...
This little old lady comes into the ER late at night, some vague complaint, and as I'm talking to her in the exam room she pulls out a cigarette, sticks it in her mouth-- I said, "you can't smoke in...
When you ask mom, "did you give any Tylenol?" & she says "didn't have any...." okay, easier to drive to the ER at 2 a.m. than the convenience store....and apparently no bath-tub at home???...
a guy came in the middle of the night to the ED, told me he awoke & a cockroach had crawled into his member. He said "I killed it w/this Q-tip though-- I know I did 'cuz I peed it out!" (he...