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nickola

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  1. Nursing student just got a DUI

    Sorry to hear this. I have a friend, she's been an RN for 15+ yrs, and she got a DUI one night after being out w/friends, just 1 mi from home- what was really embarrassing is she got stopped by the...
  2. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

    guy came in w/an erection that he'd had for nearly 36 hrs- came in 'cuz he couldn't pee-- we're like "why'd you wait so long?!" He said "I couldn't get my girlfriend off of me!!" (this was before...
  3. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

    This little old lady comes into the ER late at night, some vague complaint, and as I'm talking to her in the exam room she pulls out a cigarette, sticks it in her mouth-- I said, "you can't smoke in...
  4. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

    When you ask mom, "did you give any Tylenol?" & she says "didn't have any...." okay, easier to drive to the ER at 2 a.m. than the convenience store....and apparently no bath-tub at home???...
  5. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

    Oh I love this one!!!! Esp. your dx!! I'm lol
  6. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

    a guy came in the middle of the night to the ED, told me he awoke & a cockroach had crawled into his member. He said "I killed it w/this Q-tip though-- I know I did 'cuz I peed it out!" (he...