Just spent 15 minutes reading all of these and am laughing so hard I can barely type.
Here are a few of mine:
-No, you don't need a bag of popcorn, soda, chips etc.. You just got Phenergan five minutes ago.
-Just because you can have your pain meds every hour doesn't mean you need them and no I won't just bring them to you so you don't have to call. I have better things to do than support your drug habit.
and to some of the people I work with:
-I appreciate that you have opinons on everything but I don't care. Shut up and go do something productive.
-Maybe if you got off your cell phone, it might be easier to get those vital signs.
-I don't care about your personal issues, beliefs, etc. The entire nurses' station doesn't care either. Take it somewhere else.
That being said, I realize that everyone has a bad day.God knows, I have had some of my own. But the difference is, I don't make my bad day everyone elses' problem. If it's that bad, take a personal day. If you come to work, work. Don't spend 12 hours moaning and carrying on about it. It makes those that have to work with you feel less sorry for you and more annoyed with you.