CelticNurse

You might be a redneck if............ ......you think the last four words to the 'Star Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines...'

I own up to being the individual in the poll who had the dubious honour of giving 51+ units of blood products in one sitting. In point of fact this was a recent situation where we had a very serious GSW to an 18 y.o. male. It was an abdominal wound t...

1. You spend ages staring at a can of OJ 'cos it says 'concentrate' on the side.

Please note the application of tongue being firmly ensconced within the cheek thoughout the previous offering!

I came into the job for three reasons: 1: The money. 2: The glamour. 3: The uniform. I'd also like to say that it was an indoor job with no heavy lifting involved but that ain't necessarily so....

Indeed so, this is an arguable point. There are, however, those patients and their kith and kin who are, quite frankly, a flamin' pain in the butt, irregardless of how low-brow you have to go in order to disseminate your information or, indeed, answ...

Yippee!! Cry hosanna and let joy be unconfined!! Well done and fair play to you for your new post! Time to kick off the dust from your heels of an old, oppresive regime and start anew. Cool. May you thrive and do nothing but good. Take care.

Oh, my stars! God preserve us from patients' relatives and their enquiring minds! Truly, it is said, a little knowledge is indeed a dangerous thing. Keep the faith, people.

On the front: NIL ILLEGITIMO CARBORUNDUM!! On the back: DON'T LET THE B***ARDS GRIND YOU DOWN!!

To quote the great Curtis Mayfield, Move on up towards your destination........ May God be between you and all the dark places. Take care.

Okay, not quite lightbulb material but here goes. What is the difference between God and a doctor? God doesn't think he is a doctor.....

The quote that you have down as your favourite is an old Irish blessing and it goes thus: May the road rise to meet you, May the Sun be always at your back, May the rain fall softly on your fields, And, until we meet again, may God hold you in the pa...

Just hysterical this bunch of acronyms! In London we also use Code Brown (too regularly!). FLK has also been heard, closely followed by JLATM (Just look at the mother!). In one of my old jobs we also had two distinct categories: PFH and RFH - namely,...