NICU is high intesity, but hardly any running! The isolettes, cribs and warmers are usually quite close together, and even if the unit is large, you aren't expected to "run" across the room to help...
:hngon: Calling the HR department in order to "verify" that they have "received all the paperwork that you may need" and to offer to "help" with any other information that they may require, would be...
Perhaps a "moment of silence" or an inspirational reading would make the powers that be happy, and not offend...after all...compromise is music to their ears these days!