Joining the party late in the game. I will be starting an ADN program on October 24th. I'm nervous, but excited. I should be graduating June 2013. It seems like such a long time, but I'm sure it will...
I asked my school about where I can pump yesterday and she had never been asked that before (which is sadly indicative of how few women breastfeed more than a few weeks). She kept mentioning pumping...
As of today, I have been officially accepted to nursing school! Since I'm a CMA, I'll be pretty much going straight into clinicals. I am breastfeeding my daughter and will need to pump for her. I'm...
minkajane replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
OK, I'm a medical assistant and not a nurse, but I do have a few, a couple from people I know and a couple from the chiropractic clinic I spent some time at. If your chest is tight and you're having...
I'm considering grad-entry CNM programs (BA in Women's Studies) at University of Illinois, UCSF, Yale, OSU, and Marquette. I've read some on this thread about Yale that makes me not so sure I even...
I'm studying for my Bachelor's right now, after which I'm hoping to attend OSU's grad-entry MSN nurse-midwifery program. I had been hoping to be a CPM, but that didn't work out. Now I'm wondering...
My son was cut during my C-section. He was breech, so his butt was right there and it got nicked. He didn't scream (he had to be bagged a bit to breathe) and I never even saw it. My husband was the...
Are CNMs expected to do circs? I have read about CNMs doing them before, so I know it's possible, but when I go to school, or once I get out there practicing, will I be pressured to...
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Sleep“If he’s still crying hard after ten or fifteen minutes, he may just want to be held for a few minutes and comforted. But then put him right back down and leave him there. Constant holding,...
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Labor“When you recognize the signs of labor beginning, do not eat any solid foods. A full stomach at the time of delivery materially increases the hazards of whatever anesthetic you may receive....
Thought you all would appreciate this. I found this book at Goodwill. These are exact quotes from the book with a couple of my comments and explainations tossed in. And we wonder why we get such...
minkajane replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor
My nurses probably thought I was nuts after I had my C-section. I don't respond well to pain meds. The morphine made me throw up all afternoon and the other stuff they gave me made me loopy. My...