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  1. Funny Names for Nurses

    Goofball replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    We used to have a Dr. Vijiian (pronounced Vahjyne, like lady parts) and a Dr. Bush, and a Dr. Lodia, which people mispronounced Lochia. It was a crackup when we'd hear the operator page them together...

  2. Funny Names for Nurses

    Goofball replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    Our hospital's oncology surgeon who takes a lot of hopeless cases, is Dr.

  3. What Freaks You Out?

    Goofball replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    OK, now you got me started. This could be addictive. A few more crrreeeepies or bizares: The patient whose balls were exposed (I mean, the testicles, the cords, the vessels, all just hanging out, with...

  4. What Freaks You Out?

    Goofball replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    Okay, there are maybe a few other things that sort of give me heeb-jeebs. Like the overdose we got in the unit, a 52 year-old lady whose nose and palate had rotted off from a lifetime of snorting...

  5. What Freaks You Out?

    Goofball replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    It's hard to freak me out or shock me anymore, but there are a few things... the necrotizing fascitis cases are pretty repulsively fascinating, such as the 'one-armed man' who became that way from...