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1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

   Bumperphat replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   While doing SNV on a Sunday my 86 y/o dementia patient's spouse was trying to get him to wear a suit to church. She took the suit down and laid it on the bed,then she preceded to instruct him to put...

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

   Bumperphat replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   While drawing labs on an Ob-Gyn patient I asked her when she was due. She answered me in her serious voice "I'm pass time,but the doctor said if I don't have it by next week he may have to seduce