MendyT

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1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

   MendyT replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   8 year old girl walks into my office Monday morning and announces very loudly, “I had a huge erection over the weekend!” I boot out the giggling 5’th and 6’th grade boys and with the straightest face I can muster say “Tell me more about that?” After...

2. C'Mon Now!

   MendyT replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School

   Child who walked in today barefoot holding sneakers aloft, “I can’t get the knot out of my shoelaces, my teacher said to come to you”! My response, “no problem, I aced knots in nursing school “ to myself “or was that scouts”

3. Crappy question

   MendyT posted a topic in School

   I have a third grade student from a questionable home with encopresis and a concerning fascination with feces. I am looking for ways to address problems that we have in school. Its a very complex problem dating back as long as this student has been...

4. C'Mon Now!

   MendyT replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School

   Parent who wants the name of every adult on the playground and a copy of the incident report for her daughter's skinned knee!!

5. Y'all know whats fun??

   MendyT replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

   Oooo, I haven't had that one! I'm learning Chinese here!