I had a homeless patient in ICU. After he was extubated, he was asking me all kinds of questions which included "are you married?". I told him I wasn't. He said, "Heck, I'll marry you. Want to get...
I walked into my 80 something year old patients room and went through my normal routine. Hi, how are you feeling, My name is Carol, etc. I then addressed him by Mr. So&So and asked him what he...