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  1. Patient in her 70's introduces her husband to me as this is "my player, my pimp daddy". Meanwhile Husband, whom is just as old, is sitting in a gangster lean fasion on his hover round, all smiles....
  2. "No I refuse to be discharged, I need Dilauded, In my Bain, I have chest Pain, I have a 3mm noodle in my lungs, the told me in the ER". Doctor: Um, I think you mean nodule. Patient: No it's a...
  3. Head lice, Head lice, every where, a patient who's crying, "they are in my hair". Your backing away chanting a silent prayer, co-workers a running🏃*♀️, no longer your friends,...
  4. My Patient having a bowel movement in the trash can, apologizing for his inability to use the commode because his "testicles have been taken over by gravity, causing them to awkwardly sink into the...