I mostly agree with you, Catsmeow1972. I'm glad someone can look at it the way OP does, but I will forever resent this nightmare until I get out of it. I'm already weary of faking during online groups...
A lot of the websites where CBD is sold cover this in their FAQ section. If you can find one that guarantees 0% THC, and then call the lab and make sure they don't test for other cannibinoids besides...