markko

markko

911 critical care ambulance nurse

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  1. Any nurses with ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder)?

    When I was 16 years old, I took an "Intro to Health Care Careers" course in high school. At age 17, I became a CNA and EMT. I worked as an EMT during my senior year in high school and got the OK to...
  2. I had a hair test come back positive for hydrocodone. I hadn't used any hydrocodone for the prior three years before then. Go
  3. I'm thinking about trying CBD oil for shoulder pain, but I'm worried that it'll show up in Lab Corp tests. Anyone know more than
  4. recovery with a side of criminal charges, anyone?

    I got two felony charges, but they were for elder abuse because I took some Tylenol #3's from elderlys' personal bottles. Had an interview with a local police officer. The DA determined the charges....
  5. Drug test location

    Whenever I went to see my sister in Texas (I live in Wisconsin), I had to arrange for testing while there. First thing I did the first time there was to make a road trip to the test location (an hour...
  6. What made your jaw drop

    I work as a critical care nurse on a 911 ambulance. In addition to transfers, I also go on 911 emergency calls. We got called on the freeway for a Honda CRV versus a motorhome head-on with each...
  7. New Grad Nurse Arrogance

    She just proved to herself that her five foot high stack of books were appropriately memorized in order to pass 125 questions that will determine her future until she dies. Yeah. I was there in...
  8. A little question about soap and patients

    Soap is not meant to remain on the skin. It can create rashes and irritation. In extreme situations it may lead to a localized allergic
  9. Caught diverting

    Self reporting is better than waiting for them to come to find
  10. I was hospitalized in a psych unit for 6 weeks in 1980 at age 19 for what turned out to be depression, uncontrolled anxiety, and questionable psych illness. My MMPI was a mess. It showed a little...
  11. I would get a hair test ASAP. Repeat it in a month if the investigation is still
  12. Can't Find A Job, Help!!!

    After a couple of years, I wrote to the judge that sentenced me and asked that my record be expunged. He ran it by the district attorney and my attorney and they agreed. So, now my record is
  13. Legal issues with AA or NA

    AA is not a religious program. It mentions "god" a lot, but that is a historical term used to indicate there is something greater to this world than one's self. Call it the Force, if you will. Some...
  14. Eating the patients' food?

    I will only eat food that is individually wrapped, like a sandwich, and only if the patient has been discharged and kitchen sent up a tray by mistake. I scarf that puppy down in an empty room in...
  15. Whatever is cheapest, including commuting and living expenses. Public university degrees are easier to transfer overseas, if you ever need that to
  16. MDS assessments...

    I remember lots of mouse clicking. It's not bad, but it's not "real" nursing, IMHO. Mostly desk
  17. New Grad sad about job

    The first couple of years suck immensely because you have to work in places you don't want to be and at times you don't like. This may sound like "old nurse preaching," but the first new nurse job is...
  18. Dropping the "Nurse Card"?

    In 1996, I was drinking while at a casino in Minnesota and finished up and headed home to Wisconsin, a fifty mile drive. A trooper stopped me for doing 72 mph in a 65 mph zone at 10 PM. I fail the...
  19. Seizure code blue

    You get just fine. You just do the best you can until help arrives and that seems like it takes forever
  20. Need Help

    I've been in Alcoholics Anonymous for 18 years. My group's sidekick support group for relatives of addicts is Al-Anon. I'm been around the neighborhood long enough to see hopeless people come in,...
  21. Observed drug screen

    I'm with FirstSource and since there was no lab close by, they told me to go to a nearby Quest lab. I used that lab for two years. My first four tests were observed, but the lab got tired of hunting...
  22. Nurse to Firefighter

    I started out in EMS in 1979 as a basic EMT and worked on a BLS ambulance service. In 1993, I got my nursing license. In 2005, the ambulance service upgraded to paramedic level. My state allows RNs...
  23. Struggling to be a Christian Nurse

    I have a friend who went to a Christian nursing school and took a job in home health, then became a jail nurse. She tried to lay down a law in the jail that prisoners could not swear when talking to...
  24. Vaccination Health Concerns

    Get a letter from your doctor listing the required vaxx that cannot be given and why. That should do it. Also include the vaxx you've already had before you stop receiving them. Make sure every...
  25. aspergers

    I have Asperger's and am quirky, but the patients love my bedside manner and knowledge base. No issues, other than the occasional employee who gives me a funny look when I don't know if she's making...