I grabbed a chart that had SPIES written on it. I asked the doctor why does this chart say SPIES on it? He was like oh no...are we seeing this pt today? I told him yes. He was like dang it...it...
Me: I need you to pee in this cup Pt: no problem Me: open door when pts done, cup is empty but there is a folded up napkin with a perfect terd in it i was wondering what smelled like sh×t I grab...
I asked a pt are you allergic to any medications she said no she was not allergic to anything I told her the doc ordered her tramadol for pain and she said I'm allergic to that I let the doc know so...
When you are working night shift and someone says must be nice working night shift it's quiet bc everyone is sleeping. Do not say the q word. And oh yea super relaxed NOT
I was working in OB/GYN. A lady came in for her yearly pap smear. Right before the doctor started she said I'm sorry if my lady parts smells like fish I had a fish sandwich for dinner and it made my...