Homehealth nurse here. Kept hearing a rooster doing his morning call. Said to patient, "Wow, must be a really loud rooster. Sounds like it's in the house." Patient: "That's because it is. The chickens...
Oncall doc orded a med we didn't carry at the rehab hospital I worked at. Had to call him a second time in the middle of the night for further orders. He wasn't pleased. He screamed at me, "What is...