Jelly4045

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1. Caption Contest

   Jelly4045 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   If someone else states that "it's quiet in here", I'm going to

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Jelly4045 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   As a patient was waking up from a recent colonoscopy, I asked her how she feels. She stated "I have to poot". I replied with "ok". She let one rip and said "there you go, now let me go home"....

3. Create Your Own Meme

   Jelly4045 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   You can't fix stupid.....but you can sedate

4. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   Jelly4045 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I was assisting a resident doctor Who is doing a pelvic exam on a Spanish-speaking patient. The resident wasn't completely fluent in Spanish but attempted to tell the patient that she was going to...