Finekv

Finekv

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  1. "You is smart, you is kind, you is important ". -the
  2. There is no five second rule with food at a hospital. Bring extra
  3. Working labor and delivery I was once asked by a patient : "Since my baby lives in water now what happens to his gills when he is born?" This was a very honest
  4. After telling pregnant patient her UDS was positive this was my reaponse from her : I do not do coke or marijuana. I am around smoke almost everyday and I was at a party with cocaine on the table. I...
  5. That pompous doctor who walked right past the nurses station knowing he was going to the patients room and purposefully failed to mention that to the nurse just so he could alert her via call light...
  6. Group: I think I hear the call bell. Shari: you think you're immune now, wait until you have to share the nursing station with me in the next 2-3
  7. Caption Contest

    Can I go home sick ? I got that brain pain
  8. BONUS: Nurses Week Meme Contest

    Totally almost just grabbed your husbands genitals thinking it was the call light on his belly. thumbs up for co-sleeping
  9. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

    Pregnant mother being questioned about taking any medications or recreational drugs Before coming into hospital to which she obviously replies "nothing" father of the baby's honest reply " cmon babe...