Working labor and delivery I was once asked by a patient : "Since my baby lives in water now what happens to his gills when he is born?" This was a very honest
After telling pregnant patient her UDS was positive this was my reaponse from her : I do not do coke or marijuana. I am around smoke almost everyday and I was at a party with cocaine on the table. I...
That pompous doctor who walked right past the nurses station knowing he was going to the patients room and purposefully failed to mention that to the nurse just so he could alert her via call light...
Pregnant mother being questioned about taking any medications or recreational drugs Before coming into hospital to which she obviously replies "nothing" father of the baby's honest reply " cmon babe...