Perfect Couple

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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:eek: I kept reading!!!!!!

My husband happend to be reading this one...and validated it!!!!

Of course women are perfect, but we don't follow directions well!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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So did I :rotfl: :roll

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:rotfl: Just like a woman...:chuckle!

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A Grand Caravan is the perfect car????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!Give me a vintage Mustang any day!

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LOL! Of course we're perfect! ;) :D

Kacy

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YOU got that right!!!:D First car was a red with black interior 65 mustang!!!YEAAAA!

Then dumb nothing me sold it:rolleyes:!

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I resemble that....

David

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