OB T-shirt

[lapink55]

I'm trying to come up with a t-shirt that has a list of "you know you're an ob nurse when...." "you know you're an ob nurse if..." etc. I have nothing right now so any ideas would help!

[echomoon]

You know you're a nurse when.... you think having a "valium salt-lick block" in the waiting area is a good idea.

[q12RN]

you can estimate a due date in seconds

the only numbers you care about is 0 and 10

[jenrninmi, MSN, RN]

There was actually another thread started about this very thing. https://allnurses.com/forums/f35/ob-t-shirt-slogans-189144.html

[lapink55]

i saw that one and thought about it but we wanted a t-shirt with lists of "you know you're an ob nurse when...." or "you know you're an ob nurse if...."

[lapink55]

thanks...that's more then i have had!!! let me know if you come up with anymore!

[Jill10191130]

You know your an OB nurse when...

You can estimate the weight of a baby within ounces just by looking at it.

You've seen more lady partss than Elvis.

You wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.

You break your pointer and middle finger and can no longer work.

You know it's a full moon without ever seeing the sky.

You avoid pregnant women at all costs when not at work for fear of having to deliver a baby on your day off.

You've said the word, "PUSH!" 50 billion times.

You know what FLK stands for.

You can tell what the fetal heart rate without ever looking at the fetal monitor.

That's all I can think of for now.

[JenTheRN]

You know you're an OB nurse when you can tell the exact measurement of anything...up to 10cm that is. (and you can tell this with just two fingers!)

[rnheart]

How about. You know your an Ob nurse when you look at the full moon while on vacation and lol cause you are not there

[q12RN]

Amen to that one!

[q12RN]

Amen!