Help! I'm having a creative block. We are designing shirts (along with the rest of maternal-child) for our L&D unit and I am trying to come up with a cute slogan. We WILL be wearing these at work so of course it has to be appropriate for that purpose... (personally I like "OB RN - at your cervix).
Ideas? We call ourselves the FBC (family birth center) so that could be incorporated.
Thanks all!
Happy Veteran's Day and thanks to all those who have, and are serving.
Yup. I'm offended. I had all three of mine at home (dd and twins). I've worked nursery/NICU for the better part of 20 years, caught countless babies, etc., and I wouldn't have a baby in a hospital if you paid me. (unless there was a TRUE medical reason to... and usually there isn't.)
Yes. We were talking about 'Home delivery is for pizzas' as a slogan and how that might offend many.
It's too bad hospital staff only see the worst home birth cases. If they saw the vast majority that go off without a hitch - all the babies typically born in better condition than those born in the hospital - they might not have such a bad opinion of home birth. My midwives only transport about 12% of their clients and only about 5% require c-sections. Nearly all of their patients deliver drug-free, episiotomy-free and all breastfeed exclusively for at least 6 weeks. I challenge any OB to beat those odds.
MissBrittanyRN
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I have seen "10 cm or bust" but I never really got the expression. I have seen it applied to other things...
My favorite is OB RN - At your cervix.