What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 218

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   futurenurse809
    Ok this I couldn't believe it myself first name: A2-THA-J.
  2. by   FoodieJ
    Quote from futurenurse809
    ok this i couldn't believe it myself first name: a2-tha-j.


    i just spit coffee out of my nose

    that cannot be real
  3. by   futurenurse809
    That's what I said...and I had the patient demographics right in front of me.
  4. by   umcRN
    Nystina...nurses had to originally talk her out of Nystatin!
  5. by   beachyfe
    Chlamydia!!! Other weird ones were: Kleeopatra and Sir.
  6. by   cesia75
    how about "winky"....setting that poor kid up for lots of jokes.
  7. by   FoodieJ
    the CEO of funny or die is named Dick Glover. Really.
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from cesia75
    how about "winky"....setting that poor kid up for lots of jokes.
    Well even though they did give the poor child that name, at least they didn't name the poor child stinky. that would have been much worse.
  9. by   Patience
    Precious Joy

    Purity Virginity Strawberry
  10. by   smily nurse
    chlamydia!!!! yes, this is true.
  11. by   janetek
    I personally met a baby named "ESPN". Yep...just like the TV station. Pronounced "espen" but spelled ESPN. Mom said "his dad likes sports". No kidding :-) The amazing thing is, they seemed like normal people :-)
  12. by   janetek
    Oh, my favorite of the week? Bastien. Said too quickly and without enough volume at the end sounds remarkably like a naughty word. Poor kid...the playground is going to be a rough place for him.
  13. by   klocl
    Not kidding