What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 10
Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More
May 30, '02these are priceless....some make me laugh, others make me want to slap some parents.
I have these to contribute.
In our local bank a girl named Shelly married a guy whose last name was shelley.
My best friends sister is a teacher in Houston. Had a student several years ago named Shu theed, spelt s h i t h e a d. Pitiful
Have hear the name Penision. Have any of you ever heard of Iris Blue. She is a wonderful woman with a past she gives her testimony about. Anyway she married a man whose last name was Blue, they had a son and named him Denim.
May 30, '02I used to work with a girl named Khaki, who had a brother born on the fifth day of the fifth month and 5:55pm, named Quincy. I wish I could remember the sisters name...it was different. We also worked with a girl named Ebony.
I keep telling my husband if we ever have any children the boys name is going to be Radley. Needless to say he HATES it.
Jun 4, '02my fiancee came home from work today and said i have a name for your weirdest name thread.....saw it on a patient script A'Miracle
Jun 6, '02I have seen Ocean Bay, Arayh Sunshine and Cochtacoochie (mom couldn't even pronounce it called him little wolf)
Jun 6, '02My husband told me this story. My husband had a roomate in college whose father was an OB/GYN in a rural hospital. He said he had a patient who had gonnorhea and syphillis. The lady delivered twins and supposedly one child had gonnorhea and the other syphillis. So the hospital tagged them so they wouldn't mix up the meds.
A few weeks later the doctor saw the patient and asked what did you name your babies. The lady said,"Well it is the damnedest thing, the hospital named them for me. This one is gonnorhea (sounded like: Gun nora) and this one is syphillis (sounds like: C phyllis).LOL
Jun 13, '02I am a nursing student, but while I was a lab receptionist I had two patients w/ hysterical names: Fannie Akin and Cherry Beaver. NO JOKING! I laughed everytime I pulled their charts which was often as they were frequent flyers!
Anyway, didnt mean to butt in!
AmyLast edit by allthingsbright on Jun 13, '02
Jun 14, '02Had a pt. with a room full of family ask me how to spell a word that she heard during her office visit. They couldn't figure out how to spell "Chlamydia". Pt. said that it was the prettiest word she's ever heard. And she wanted to name her baby that. She knew it was a girl baby. With all the family in there and how people are funny about confidentiality, I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was a STD. There was literally more than 10 people in her room and around her bed. I told her that I'd write it down and tell her later. But then the resident walked in to examine her so that we could start her induction. She asked him. (And no one had left the room either for the exam. She didn't have any modesty and they didn't have any respect to leave. Even after I asked them too.) And he stood there and spelled it out. Not even wondering why in the heck the family member is writing it down. When we left the room, I pulled him aside and told him why they wanted it spelled. He was floored! He went back in and told them (with no confidentiality in mind) that they absolutely couldn't name the baby after a STD. Well, at least I didn't breach any rules there. LOL.
Jun 14, '02I just saw a "Sandy Beaver" in the paper, luckily for her it was in the engagement listings, so she won't have that name too much longer, at least I'm assuming
Jun 14, '02ok...have a former friend who named one of her offspring Autumn Rain...had a b/f with a cousin Prarie....had a teacher named Miss Fuchs....(we mispronounced it alot..)and knew a little bitty old lady named Roxie Britton...doesn't that sound like she should have tassles and a g-string??? oh..and knew a couple...unmarried goldcard couple...who chose to name their daughter Dallas Pistol..forget whose last name was used..
Jul 11, '02First time poster
Hi out there!
My latest funny names are, (believe it or not):
My co-worker told me a story about a greek exchange student named Labia Lezbos...yikes!
None of these beat Cherish Maya Beaver tho!!!