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OB T-shirt slogans? - page 3

Help! I'm having a creative block. We are designing shirts (along with the rest of maternal-child) for our L&D unit and I am trying to come up with a cute slogan. We WILL be wearing these at work so... Read More

  1. by   Elle_Guerira
    Quote from JoniL&DRN
    (personally I like "OB RN - at your cervix).
    LoL...I love it!
  2. by   shortstuff31117
    Quote from NurseNora
    "Home delivery is for pizzas"
    That's just plain rude in my mind. What if you had a home birth transport? So not okay...
  3. by   33-weeker
    Yup. I'm offended. I had all three of mine at home (dd and twins). I've worked nursery/NICU for the better part of 20 years, caught countless babies, etc., and I wouldn't have a baby in a hospital if you paid me. (unless there was a TRUE medical reason to... and usually there isn't.)
  4. by   ducknurse
    Are we still talking about T-shirt slogans?
  5. by   33-weeker
    Quote from ducknurse
    Are we still talking about T-shirt slogans?
    Yes. We were talking about 'Home delivery is for pizzas' as a slogan and how that might offend many.

    It's too bad hospital staff only see the worst home birth cases. If they saw the vast majority that go off without a hitch - all the babies typically born in better condition than those born in the hospital - they might not have such a bad opinion of home birth. My midwives only transport about 12% of their clients and only about 5% require c-sections. Nearly all of their patients deliver drug-free, episiotomy-free and all breastfeed exclusively for at least 6 weeks. I challenge any OB to beat those odds.
  6. by   asher315
    We had a nice one "We deliver miracles daily".

    And BTW, we get pizza delivered alot to our hospital!