Nurses Humor
Published Apr 28, 2012
You know you're a nurse if...
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
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LpnSocks
5 Posts
When u shave your hubbys personal area an he let's you because you do it all the time when prepping patients for hernia procedures an she never cuts me
An brags to his friends bout it
champagnesupeRNova
166 Posts
-You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"
-Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time
-You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes
-You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
tempusfugit
1 Post
LMBO!
annabum
7 Posts
you know you're a nursing *student* when you scratch your head after reading this thread and wondering "what am I getting myself into?" can't wait to be able to join in on the jokes.
can't wait to be able to join in on the jokes.
AGREED!!
GitanoRN, BSN, MSN, RN
2,117 Posts
when is almost 12:00noon and you can think about lunch while your doing wound care
rntraveler2012
59 Posts
OMG!! Lmbo!! I do that!!
You're at the grocery checkout and you are summing up their veins......
OMG!! LMBO! I do that !!
When you look like Columbo--patting every pocket looking for the vitals list--while muttering "I know I have it here somewhere". (you have to be older to get this one :)
Ya I can resemble that remark!!
sharpeimom
2,452 Posts
our puppy was neutered monday morning and came home that evening. he didn't "go potty" until last night
and it was loose and messy. as i was cleaning him up with baby wipes, i discussed what we might have for
dinner with my husband, who held him still.
my husband me
When all your relatives, neighbors, and non nurse friends want you to look at..... or they want to text/email pics of...and diagnose... rash, sores, bumps, etc!!
-You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"-Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time-You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes-You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
Yep!! My pregnant horse trying to hear foals heart beat!! LMAO!