Top 10 reasons I became a nurse

1. Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse
   
   Seen on a t-shirt:
   
   10. I love to wear white support hose.
   9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
   8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
   7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
   6. I get free latex gloves.
   5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
   4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
   3. I actually like vending machine food.
   2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
   1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
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   Apr 10, '04

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   Quote from sagarcia210

   Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse
   
   Seen on a t-shirt:
   
   
   6. I get free latex gloves.
   2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
   1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."

   My favorites. Edit number 6 to say "I get free latex or non-latex gloves. "
   Good list, though!!
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   Apr 12, '04

   Occupation: Patient Care Technician/Student Nurse Specialty: Going to Peds! ; Joined: Apr '04; Posts: 707; Likes: 535

   5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
   4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
   2. Somebody has to train the medical students.

   LMAO! :chuckle
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   Apr 12, '04

   Occupation: nurse practitioner in general practice Specialty: midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 2,516; Likes: 154

   I think 3 should be... I like cold vending food!! when did you last manage to eat a hot meal or drink a drink while it was still hot??? of course things may be different in the states............. but I never seem to get hot hospital food!!!
   
   Karen
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   Apr 12, '04

   Occupation: Neuro/Trauma ICU Nurse Specialty: Neurology, Neurosurgerical & Trauma ICU ; Joined: Nov '03; Posts: 655; Likes: 44

   Quote from sagarcia210

   Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse
   
   Seen on a t-shirt:
   
   10. I love to wear white support hose.
   9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
   8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
   7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
   6. I get free latex gloves.
   5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
   4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
   3. I actually like vending machine food.
   2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
   1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."

   Ok, so where can I get the T-shirt??? I love it....especially the part about teaching the medical students (need to add "and residents")! LOL
   
   Thanks!

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