The Operation

  1. A woman went to her doctor and told him she wanted an operation because her vaginal lips were much too large.

    She asked the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.

    The doctor agreed. She woke up from her operation and found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

    Outraged, she immediately called in the doctor and said, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

    "Don't worry," he said, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she has had the same operation done on herself."

    "Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

    Oh," said the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears

    CHEERS! :hatparty:
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  3. by   karenG

    not the punch line I expected!!

  4. by   jkaee

    Fran! Where do you get these things from!!!

    Thanks, I needed that tonight!

  5. by   nursedawn67