A woman went to her doctor and told him she wanted an operation because her vaginal lips were much too large.
She asked the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.
The doctor agreed. She woke up from her operation and found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the doctor and said, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he said, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she has had the same operation done on herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
Oh," said the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears
CHEERS! :hatparty:
Mar 23, '04
Fran...............!!
not the punch line I expected!!
Karen
Mar 23, '04
Fran! Where do you get these things from!!!
Thanks, I needed that tonight!
Jennifer
Mar 23, '04Occupation: nurse practitioner in general practice Specialty: midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 2,516; Likes: 154Fran...............!!
Mar 23, '04Occupation: Assistant Director of Nursing Specialty: 15 year(s) of experience in Gerontological Nursing, Acute Rehab ; From: US ; Joined: Dec '03; Posts: 800; Likes: 258
