Tell me if you've heard this........?

  1. y'all i don't usually "share" pms jokes, but i about died laughing reading this one.

    q: how many women with pms does it take to change a light bulb?

    a: one. only one!! and do you know why?
    because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb!

    they don't even know that the bulb is burned out!

    they would sit in the dark for three days before they figured it out.

    and, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same cupboard for the past 17 years!!!!!

    but if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 days later, the chair
    they dragged to stand on to change the stupid light bulb would still be in the same spot!! and underneath it would be the wrapper the stupid @*!#$% light bulbs came in! why?
    because no-one ever carries out the garbage!!
    it's a wonder we haven't all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are 12' deep throughout the entire house.

    the house!! - it would take an army to clean this #@*$!#@!... house!

    i'm sorry...what did you ask me?

    :roll :roll
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  3. by   anitame
    :chuckle :chuckle :roll
  4. by   WashYaHands
    Cute! This one's going out in an email to my friends.

  5. by   upset uniform
    Wow, I feel just like that at the minute.
    Thanks I needed the laugh.
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    I don't have much of a problem with PMS, but this sounds just like me when I'm out of Paxil for more than a couple of days!:angryfire
    Last edit by VivaLasViejas on Sep 28, '02
  7. by   sharann

    Who's been spying on me in my house last week?

  9. by   Mama Val
    I knew it
    My husband has a twin
  10. by   dstudent
    Good one