I am sorry......inlight of the post that accused some of us of making death threats I just hadda post a few of these....Leave it to a lawyer to make a case out of somethin' silly. jnette....these are in your honor, have a laugh on me g/f...La Chiam!!
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
No changes occur.
What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?
Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
Once launched, they can't be recalled.
When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got first pick.
When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
Because deep down, they're really nice guys.