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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in

bed and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so

beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."

But God," the man says, "why did you make her so

dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

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You are the best. I love reading your posts. IMO everyone needs someone like you in their life. I think if you were my neighbor you would have to make me leave your house. I'm sure that your family and friends realize how blessed they are to have such a positive person in their life. You are wise and very funny. Keep up the good work.

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Why do brides wear white?

Because thats the color of all good kitchen accessories

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
You are the best. I love reading your posts. IMO everyone needs someone like you in their life. I think if you were my neighbor you would have to make me leave your house. I'm sure that your family and friends realize how blessed they are to have such a positive person in their life. You are wise and very funny. Keep up the good work.

How nice of you to say that. I feel that LAUGHTER is definitely the BEST MEDICINE.

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