Patients Who Go to The Hospital Late

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Do you have patients like this? I have even done this in the past, and nearly died a couple of times. Below is one example.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Or...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

And...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Or maybe:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Or just maybe:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Maybe I'm obsessed?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Johnnie June came up with this one:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Here's another one from Johnnie June:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I have arrived in the ER like this before too.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

I went through the EMT program in early 1979, before Disco died.

Mothers still warned their Children to wear clean underwear in the event of an ER visit.

And questionably endowed Dudes still stuffed socks.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Perhaps a little more information needs to be given in order to explain the previous situation. Or not.

Part of the EMT program entailed clinical time in the ER. My Friend Teresa and I chose Friday and Saturday nights since they were congruent with our work schedules, and we thought we'd see the most action on Weekend nights.

A young Man was brought into the ER after passing out in a Nightclub. As the ER treatment team assessed the young Man, they asked Teresa to remove the Patient's pants. When she unzipped his pants, a ball of socks popped out.

Teresa went into hysterics, laughing so hard and loudly, she needed to be asked to leave the treatment room.

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I went through the EMT program in early 1979, before Disco died.

Mothers still warned their Children to wear clean underwear in the event of an ER visit.

And questionably endowed Dudes still stuffed socks.

Then there's this!

Spinal Tap - "The Cucumber Incident" - YouTube

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