Old-timer Woes

  1. At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens
    were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
    "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

    "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

    "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.

    "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.
    "Thank God we can all still drive."
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  3. by   MarnnaRN
    that's scary
  4. by   caroladybelle
    THAT'S FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!