Old People driving...

  1. >> Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway
    >> waiting to
    >> catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering
    >> along at 22
    >> MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a
    >> speeder!" So
    >> he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
    >> car, he
    >> notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and
    >> three in the
    >> back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
    >> confused, says to
    >> him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed
    >> limit! What
    >> seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't
    >> speeding, but
    >> you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be
    >> a danger
    >> to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing
    >> the speed
    >> limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit
    >> proudly.
    >> The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
    >> that 22"
    >> was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
    >> woman
    >> grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But
    >> before I let you
    >> go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women
    >> seem awfully
    >> shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the
    >> officer
    >> asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
    >> Route
    >> 119."
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  3. by   jnette
    hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee..........
  4. by   tattooednursie
  5. by   rnnurse2be
    I can see my ol' granny saying this straight faced!
  6. by   gwenith

    I'll send that one to Mum and Dad!!!
  7. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Hehehehehehe, HAhahahahahaha.......harharharharhar!!!!

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