No Bed Flatulence - page 2
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise... Read More
Sep 14, '02Occupation: RN Specialty: correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER ; Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 620; Likes: 85:roll
"sounds" like somebody I know
Sep 15, '02Occupation: Director of nursing in an assisted living facility Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 708; Likes: 3Robin ,,,,, good question,,,, would you have told him the truth,,,, mmmmm think not,,,,
Vegas,,,,,, as always,,,, LMAO,,,, ROTFFLMAO,,,,,,
THANK YOU!!!! ~kita
Sep 25, '02Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 8,729; Likes: 8,411Think about the ER nurse that would have to fish all that crud out ... and what about triage- "well, ma'am, I farted, and my guts jest kinda spilled out..."
Sep 25, '02Occupation: Staff Nurse Specialty: Med-Surg, Long Term Care ; From: US ; Joined: Jan '02; Posts: 1,178; Likes: 21Thanks for the great story, LasVeagasRN. The man in this story *IS* my Father, and he and my Mom howled over it when I emailed it to them. He's now showing it to all his friends and our relatives who know him and his "gas problems" only too well.
Sep 25, '02Occupation: LPN Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 3This is the perfect revenge. I love it!!!:roll :chuckle
Sep 28, '02Occupation: Staff nurse in a Coronary Care Unit Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 29; Likes: 19I just don't want to think about how it must have smelled the following morning!!!!!! :imbar :imbar :imbar
Sounds--literally--like my father-in-law!!!
:chuckle :roll :chuckle