Men

[PsychoRN]

"Husbands....."

While attending a marriage seminar on

communication, John and his wife listened to

the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands

and wives know the things that are important to

each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your

wife's favorite flower?" John leaned over, touched

his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury

All-Purpose, isn't it?"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Linguistics"

At a marriage retreat, Jane and John were told to

individually write a sentence using the words

'sex' and 'love.'

Jane wrote: 'When two mature people are passionately

and deeply in love with one another to a high degree

and that they respect each other very much, just like

John and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable

for them to engage in the act of physical sex with

one another.'

And John wrote: 'I love sex.'

[jadednurse]

:roll

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

tsk, tsk, tsk....

[nowplayingEDRN]

How manly.....hehehehehehe

[nursedawn67, LPN]

cute!

[rnnurse2be]

I can completely see my DH saying that! :roll

[funnygirl_rn]

Oh yeah!