In Prison...In Nursing....comparisons

  1. Sent to me by Fab4fan....too funny so posting here;don't remember if posted before.

    IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
    IN NURSING You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle

    IN PRISON You get three meals a day
    IN NURSING You sometimes don't even get a break let alone a meal!

    IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior
    IN NURSING You get rewarded for good behavior with more work

    IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    IN NURSING You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

    IN PRISON You get your own toilet
    IN NURSING You don't get time to use the toilet

    IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
    IN NURSING You might ask yourself when did I last see my family and friends

    IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
    IN NURSING You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
    IN NURSING You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    IN PRISON There are wardens who are often sadistic.
    IN NURSING They are called managers
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  3. by   l.rae
    how true!
    HMMM three hots and a cot.... What a recruiting aspect....
    Prison gives you more than most hospitals and travel company can. Hey they even get their cable paid for and free delux housing.