He should have listened

  1. He Should Have Listened...

    A man was traveling by plane and in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the Ladies Room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked: "WW", "WA", "PP", and "ATR".
    Making the fatal mistake, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

    He carefully pressed the first button - WW - and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. Still curious, he pressed WA and warm air quickly dried his bottom. The button marked PP yielded a large puff that dusted his entire bottom lightly with powder. He thought, "Wow, women really have it made." Naturally, he could not resist the last button. It was marked ATR.

    The man awoke in the hospital. He panicked and wanted to press the button for the nurse, but hesitated. Finally he yelled for her. "Nurse, what happened? The last thing I remember is using the restroom on the plane." The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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  3. by   nowplayingEDRN
  4. by   jnette
    TOO GOOD !!!
  5. by   nursenoelle
  6. by   Shamrock
  7. by   renerian
    Way to funny!!!!!!!!:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

  8. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Reminds me of the guy that was in a bar. Ha had been there for some time, drinking and was feelinf better than good when he decided that he needed to use the men's room. SO he asked the bar keep where the bathroom was and he pointed the man to to the rest room. And the guy went....and the bar keep was busy with things and the guy still had not come back. But periodically, the bar keep would hear this blood curdling scream coming from the men's room. All the customers kept looking around nervously and a few even left. The bar keep could stand it know more and went back to the men's room and knocked on the door. He yells in, "Hey buddy! What's going on in there???? All your screaming is bad for business. It's chasing off all my costomers! What's wrong in there??" The drunk man says, "Bar keep, you have something wrong with your toliet. Every time I go to flush, this hand reaches up and squeezes my testicles. I don't think it's working right. The puzzled barkeep opens the bathroom door to see what the trouble it and exclaims loudly."YOU IDIOT! That's not the toliet!!!!! YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET!!!!

  9. by   AussieAIN
    That's a good one Untamed
  10. by   funnygirl_rn
    Good ones!!
  11. by   debbyed