Wise quotes from Grandpa!
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt
that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,
she will never be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that
brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the
A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is
Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, make a bed, and
is in good health ... and he's already used to taking orders.
May 28, '03