Giving more than 100%??!! **Must Read!!! :)

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Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than a 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT: A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and B U L L S H * T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,

Attitude will get you there, and bullsh*t will take you over the top.

But look how far a**kissing will take you!!

A * * K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you!

Just thought I'd Share!! Too Cute!

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

Audreyfay........I think "they" want us to "dropdead" before we stop and actually realize how much more valuable we are than their "110% rule". :rotfl:

Specializes in ER, ICU, Nursing Education, LTC, and HHC.

just checkin this post... ya still gotta wonder. huh??

Specializes in ICU.

Love it! Very good!!:rotfl:

Very funny. Thanks for the laugh :roll

Heeheehee :D Thanx...after last night I can see why I never get anywhere at work!

Cute! I've never been much of an a** kisser myself either. I came into this life getting my a** kicked. And with all the butholes in this profession trying to do the same, I figure in this life I'll never be an a** kisser, it will be my next life I have to worry about. An interesting quote I like from Abe Lincoln-" I do the very best I know how, the best I can, and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out alright what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, 10 angles swearing I was right would make no difference.

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