Ever Wonder....

[ptnurse]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have the click on "start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invest all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know the indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

When styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

[nakitamoon]

LMAO~~ Thank you for the laugh & the thought provoking ~~~

hmmmmmmm? ~kitamoon

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

:rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl:

Good stuff!

Heather

[kittyw]

These are great!! :chuckle :rotfl:

[bewbew]

Excellent, these are already on their way to all my friends......

OBNURSEHEATHER, I'm dying of curiosity.......what is Heatherkah?

bew :)

[emily_mom]

LMAO!